techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:

deadniggastorageunit:

lyriciss:

Genius.

Oh god I am delirious…. 

Hahaha!

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

benngie:

Hot Springs Cove. 

If you’re ever bored, here’s a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

olivertrees:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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miss-orleans:

“I hope our daughters are born with so much fire in their souls, they could put volcanoes and stars to shame.”

Nikita Gill, Girls Made of Fire
(via wordsnquotes)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“protests are getting weird
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

protests are getting weird

cheesoisuncool:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

thelovejournals:

“I want to spend a lot but not all of my years with you. We’ll talk about kids but make plans to travel. I will remember your eyes as green when they were gray. Our dogs will be named For Now and Mostly. Sex will be good but next door’s will sound better.There will be small things. I will pick up your damp towel from the bed, and then I won’t. I won’t be as hot as I was when I wasn’t yours and your hairline now so untrustworthy. When we pull up alongside a cattle car and hear the frightened lows, I will silently judge you for not immediately renouncing meat. You will bring me wine and notice how much I drink. The garden you plant and I plant is tunneled through by voles, the vowels we speak aren’t vows, but there’s something holding me here, for now, like your eyes, which I suppose are brown, after all.”

Hazelton, Rebecca. “You Are the Penultimate Love of My Life.”